Țepe auto / partea 2

Pe lângă Alberto, mi-a mai scris și domnul Col. Julian H. Wilton. Așadar, mare onoare pe capul meu, mai că m-am ridicat în picioare și am salutat regulamentar când am primit emailul, dar din fericire n-am făcut armata și nu știu cum. Bravul ostaș vroia să știe ultimul preț și când a fost făcută verificarea tehnică - totul cu majuscule, probabil scria de pe mitralieră. I-am răspuns ce i-am răspuns și celuilalt, mai mult ca să aflu ce urmează.

Domn colonel bagă o introducere frumoasă și emoționantă:

I am writing you from Iraq. As a matter of fact, I am serving in the

Military of the USA 3rd Infantry Division in Iraq. As you know, we are

being attacked by insurgents everyday and car bombings. Based on the

United States legislative and executive decision for gradual troop

withdrawal process in Iraq, I have been redeployed to come and work in

Europe on the platform of North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO)

soon. My redeployment process is currently on course and will take

effect shortly and I deemed it necessary to have a car for myself

hence my duty as a military officer continue in Europe that is why I

need purchase to your cars for myself, my wife and my son.

După care trece la partea nigeriană a afacerii:

Right now, I have in my possession the sum of 2.5million euros my

share of money which was discovered by my men from a rich oil merchant

here in Iraq who died as a result of shelling bombing at the cause of

war and I deposited this money in a safe place in Baghdad while

waiting for an opportunity like this to fix in the money to enable me

introduce this money in lucrative a business and as well buy cars and

houses to relocate my children as I proceed in my military service in

Europe. I will send you my army identity and my picture when I am sure

of your help aspa. 

I want to be sure if you can be trust worthy because I want to move

out this money through Diplomatic means to your country because Iraq

is a war zone hence, you would be trust worthy and ready to assist me

keep this money in your possession till my arrival to pick up my own

share, you will retain 20 percent of the money. 

În final mai vroia adresa și numărul de telefon.  O jumătate de milion de coco pentru o mașină veche? Cum se zice marmotă în engleză?